初中英語《和嗜好有關的諷刺幽默》閱讀題

　　Mr. North looks worried this week. He always 1 good habit. He gets up early in the 2 and does some exercises before breakfast. He thought himself 3 and didn’t often go to see a doctor. But last Friday morning, when he was walking near the garden. He suddenly fell to the __4__. There was nobody around him and a few minutes later he came back to 5 . He stood up and went back slowly. He thinks something is wrong with his 6 and sometimes it beats fast, sometimes slow now. He can’t fall 7 in the evening. And he often feels 8 when he’s at work.

　　This morning Mr. North came to the 9 . He told the doctor what happened to him. The young doctor 10 him over carefully and then said,” I’m 11 to tell you, Mr. North. The terrible disease is 12__ you. You must give up coffee if you hope to live 13 .”

　　“But I never drinks it” said Mr. North.

　　“And 14 smoking.”

　　“I don’t smoke at all.”

　　“Mm! That’s bad! If you haven’t anything to give up, I’m afraid I can’t do 15 for you.”

　　1. A gives B. keeps C. hopes D. studies

　　2. A. morning B. night C. spring D. noon

　　3. A. weak B. good C. healthy D. clever

　　4. A. floor B. fire C. hill D. ground

　　5. A. life B. wish C. business D. music

　　6. A. head B. face C. heart D. nose

　　7. A. behind B. asleep C. over D. in

　　8. A. hungry B. alone C. dangerous D. tired

　　9. A. school B. hospital C. cinema D. park

　　10. A. heard B. called C. looked D. climbed

　　11. A. glad B. sure C. busy D. sorry

　　12. A. troublingB. meeting C. having D. waiting

　　13. A. long B. longer C. short D. shorter

　　14. A. enjoy B. begin C. stop D. forget

　　15. A. much B. little C. few D. a lot of

　　名師點評

　　這是一篇諷刺小故事：勞斯先生有良好的生活習慣，突然有一天他摔倒了，他懷疑自己的心臟有毛病，醫生武斷的說這和他的嗜好有關，而勞斯又沒有這些嗜好，最后醫生只好對他說無能為力。